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Arse/Face Soap Arse/Face Soap
£5.99
2 in stock
Arse and Face Soap Avoid any embarrassing arse/face mix-ups with this ingenious best-selling gift!
Bathtime Tin Can Alley Bathtime Tin Can Alley
£5.99
1 in stock
Bathtime Tin Can Alley Can you become the top draw shooter in Tin Can Alley? Pick off the four targets and see the cans tumble and crumple with direct hits. With a sucker attached frame, four individually coloured can targets and a plastic waterpistol, just load up, aim and fire!
Candy G-String Candy G-String
£5.99
8 in stock
Candy G-String With over 300 pieces of candy these are the epitomy of naughty but nice. The candy necklaces we all used to enjoy when we were younger, have been made into a naughty sweet treat g-string only for adults. If your man has a sweet tooth he won't be able to resist a nibble. The edible Candy G-String is a fun and sexy little treat in the bedroom, or a wicked gift for those with a naughty…
Candy Posing Pouch Candy Posing Pouch
£5.99
8 in stock
Candy Posing Pouch Edible pair of pants for him, so now you and your lady can have matching sweet and sexy underwear. These are one size fits all, and don't worry too much what they look like on because we reckon you won't be wearing them long enough for it to matter. A very sweet package. If your other half has a sweet tooth, they won't be able to resist having a nibble. An adult twist on the cla…
Christmas Willy Warmer Christmas Willy Warmer
£5.99
2 in stock
Christmas Willy Warmer These fabulously fun Christmas pudding nipple tassels are a fabulous adult stocking filler or Secret Santa gift. Avoid getting a chilly willy this winter! Keep your manhood warm and snug with this knitted masterpiece in red, white and green, featuring hand embroidered pom-poms and tinsel!
Cola Willies Cola Willies
£3.99
6 in stock
Cola Willies Willie shaped jellies which are deliciously cola flavoured. These scrummy willie jellies are perfect for Hen Nights, Stag Dos, nights in or out, as well as Secret Santa gifts. 150g bag in each brightly coloured pack.
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration
£2.99
31 in stock
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration Add a little Christmas Cheer to your Desk!! Kit Contains - 3d Christmas Tree, Stick on Christmas Hat, Tinsel and Magic Snow ..................
Fart Extinguisher Fart Extinguisher
£4.99
1 in stock
Fart Extinguisher Get rid of that horrible smell with this fart extinguisher. Mini spray contains an airfreshner, so if someone lets one rip, just point and spray at the farter. Makes a hilarious present, or something funny to keep at home or in the office. This Fart Extinguisher is a handy 100ml air freshner with spray nozzle, with a pleasant but strong smell to eliminate the very worst of odours…
Festive Photo Booth Festive Photo Booth
£8.49
1 in stock
Festive Photo Booth Add some seasonal cheer with this fun Christmas themed photo booth set, included in this photo booth kit is a large frame and selection of Christmas props on sticks.
Fruit Succulent Willies Fruit Succulent Willies
£4.99
12 in stock
Succulent Hard Willies Suck on willies, traditional boiled sweets with a naughty twist. These succulent hard willies come in lemon, strawberry and lime flavour. They make a great gift for hen parties, girls nights in and secret santas.
Gin Drinking Game Gin Drinking Game
£11.99
2 in stock
Gin Drinking Game A great gift for all gin lovers
Grumpy Old Git Mints Grumpy Old Git Mints
£2.50
15 in stock
Instant inflatable boozy bath pillow Instant inflatable boozy bath pillow
£4.99
6 in stock
Inflatable bath pillow in the shape of a beer bottle,with suction pads to stick to the bath. The perfect beer lover's gift!!
Jelly Boobs Jelly Boobs
£3.99
7 in stock
Jelly Boobs Wobble them, suck them, flick them, bite them, nibble them, these fruity flavoured jellies are the perfect gift for stag dos, secret santa and anyone with a sense of humour.
Jelly Willies Jelly Willies
£3.99
14 in stock
Jelly Willies Wiggle them, suck them, flick them, bite them, nibble them, these fruity flavoured jellies are the perfect gift for hen parties, girls nights, secret santa and anyone with a sense of humour.
Lust Dust Strawberry Popping Candy Lust Dust Strawberry Popping Candy
£3.99
15 in stock
Lust Dust Strawberry Popping Candy 2 x 16g sachets of strawberry flavoured popping candy is the perfect bedroom treat for couples.
Man Flu Mints Man Flu Mints
£2.50
1 in stock
Mini Desk Lamp Mini Desk Lamp
£5.99
4 in stock
Mini Desk Lamp Part of the Worlds Smallest range of products. This take anywhere light source is a two in one Mini LED Book Light. This classically shaped nifty little light sits on a desk or clips to a book. Ready to use. Requires 3x AG3 batteries, included. Red and Black assorted. Individually boxed. Age 14+. Sold seperately, please note that we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive.
Party Face Party Face
£3.99
7 in stock
Party Face Enjoy a modern day masquerade ball with a comic twist, and get ready for some hilariously silly dress up fun! Taking inspiration from classic masquerade balls, this set of face masks allows you to hide your identity and take on the persona of someone else at parties. The set comes with 6 different party masks included, each one in the style of a fun-loving party guest. So pick your char…
Penis Pasta Penis Pasta
£4.99
8 in stock
Penis Pasta When supper's a cock up, throw this into the pan... This is a really great gift for hen parties and secret santa. 250g of penis pasta a treat for the eyes as well as the taste buds. Cook this unusual pasta for an unsuspecting soul and see how long it takes for them to realise what has been cooked up for them.
Peppermint Nipples Tin Peppermint Nipples Tin
£2.50
1 in stock
Peppermint Nipples 45g tin containing nipple shaped mini mints. Pop a peppermint nipple in your mouth for a quick fresh breath.
Senior Moments Mug Senior Moments Mug
£4.99
2 in stock
Senior Moments Mu & Mint Combo For those Senior Moments: What am I looking for? What day is it? Who are you? Where did I put it? What was I doing? Oh yes, making a cuppa! A perfect fit pack including senior moment mints and a senior moment mug.
Stressticles Stressticles
£5.99
16 in stock
Stressticles Testicle shaped stress balls - the ultimate stress reliever.
Strobing Beer Glass Strobing Beer Glass
£7.99
2 in stock
This is a full pint lager glass in the shape of a modern slim line Pilsner glass. It has four light functions each selected by pressing the on/off button on the base of the glass in sequence a) Strobing – Red, Blue Green LED’s alternately light in a very fast clockwise motion giving a strobing effect. b) Flashing – all three colours flash on & off at the same time. c) Static – all three Led’s rema…
Telescopic Back Scratcher Telescopic Back Scratcher
£3.99
25 in stock
Just right for those hard to reach places. Telescopically extends to 72cm to reach the furthest of places. Assorted colours yellow, blue, black, green and red. Please note we are unable to guarantee what colour you will receive
The Boss Mints The Boss Mints
£2.50
21 in stock
The Ultimate Quiz Collection The Ultimate Quiz Collection
£4.50
3 in stock
The Ultimate Quiz Collection Six new trivia games to confound and entertain you: Music, Noughties, TV, Football, Pub Quiz and General Knowledge. There are 50 question cards and instructions in each mini quiz. Sold seperately, please note that we cannot guarantee which quiz you will receive.
Ultimate Beer Belt Ultimate Beer Belt
£6.99
2 in stock
There are times when a man must keep his friends close, but his beer closer…..! Just strap on this beer belt and load with your favourite cans or bottles – no queuing at the bar with this ‘hands free’ six pack.
Willie Egg Fryer Willie Egg Fryer
£3.99
8 in stock

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