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Arse/Face Soap
Arse/Face Soap
£3.99
1 in stock
Arse and Face Soap Avoid any embarrassing arse/face mix-ups with this ingenious best-selling gift!
Bah Humbugs
Bah Humbugs
£3.99
9 in stock
Bah Humbugs Traditional Humbugs manufactured in UK, packaged for Christmas.
Basket Case
Basket Case
£10.00
1 in stock
Basket Case game perfect for in the office, when work just isn't happening. Great Secret Santa Present. Attach the basket to your head and see how many balls you can catch. Basket Case includes 20 plastic balls. One size fits all.
Bath Boobs
Bath Boobs
£8.99
3 in stock
Boob shaped inflatable bath pillow
Bath Mate
Bath Mate
£7.99
4 in stock
Male torso shaped inflatable bath pillow.
Bath Tub Shoot Em Up
Bath Tub Shoot Em Up
£5.99
2 in stock
Bath Tub Shoot 'Em Up Bath time version of this classic shooting game. Attach the targets to your bath or tile surround via the suckers, fill up your water pistol and blast away. Colour box includes a water pistol, and targets.
Black Moustache Novelty Glasses
Black Moustache Novelty Glasses
£2.99
20 in stock
Blonde Female Strip Mug
Blonde Female Strip Mug
£7.99
3 in stock
Blonde Female Strip Mug Heat changing strip mug
Bullsh*t Button
Bullsh*t Button
£8.99
1 in stock
Bullshit Button Relieve the stress with your very own Bullshit Button. Brilliant on a desk! The moments you get a whiff press the button and the six different sequences should instantly stop the perpetrator in their tracks. The rather satisfying red button just cries out to be pressed! The loud built in speaker and red light make sure everyone’s aware of the situation. Just leave a button on your…
Candy Bra
Candy Bra
£5.99
10 in stock
Candy Bra Buy her underwear and this lingerie is definitely the sweetest you will find, literally.... The candy necklaces we all used to enjoy when we were younger, have been made into a naughty sweet treat bra just for adults. If your man has a sweet tooth he won't be able to resist a nibble. Lots of fun for you and your partner. An easy gift for a man as one size fits all...
Candy G-String
Candy G-String
£5.99
4 in stock
Candy G-String With over 300 pieces of candy these are the epitomy of naughty but nice. The candy necklaces we all used to enjoy when we were younger, have been made into a naughty sweet treat g-string only for adults. If your man has a sweet tooth he won't be able to resist a nibble. The edible Candy G-String is a fun and sexy little treat in the bedroom, or a wicked gift for those with a naughty…
Candy Posing Pouch
Candy Posing Pouch
£5.99
7 in stock
Candy Posing Pouch Edible pair of pants for him, so now you and your lady can have matching sweet and sexy underwear. These are one size fits all, and don't worry too much what they look like on because we reckon you won't be wearing them long enough for it to matter. A very sweet package. If your other half has a sweet tooth, they won't be able to resist having a nibble. An adult twist on the cla…
Caution Cone
Caution Cone
£4.99
4 in stock
The smell of a number 2 can sometimes be too much to take! This is why you should warn family friends of your toxic toilet habits with caution cone! Let them see the contaminated zone before they they take a lung full of your harmful fumes! BEST GIVE IT TEN! 18cm Tall
Chocolate Box After Dinner Quiz
Chocolate Box After Dinner Quiz
£10.99
6 in stock
A perfect accompaniment to any dinner party or family get-together. This After Dinner Quiz is designed to look like a delicious box of chocolates and is packed full of 300 questions from General Knowledge, Sport, Entertainment and History.
Chocolate Chilli Willies
Chocolate Chilli Willies
£6.99
9 in stock
Fearsome chilli powder when added to delicious British milk chocolate makes for a bold combination. Each box comprises eight chocolate willies, but who will end up with one of the four chilli willies? Contains 8 chocolates that includes 4 chilli flavoured willies
Christmas Cracker Joke Toilet Roll
Christmas Cracker Joke Toilet Roll
£4.99
1 in stock
Let the laughter roll with this fun festive joke toilet paper. This box contains one 3-ply loo roll printed with 4 fun festive jokes. If you can’t get enough of accessories and gifts that put smiles on friends and family’s faces during the festive season, explore our Christmas Entertainment range.
Dartboard Coasters Set of 4
Dartboard Coasters Set of 4
£8.00
11 in stock
A perfect miniature reproduction of the standard competition dartboard in the form of a coaster. Perfect for someone that loves a game of arrows. 4 in a pack. Miniature standard competition dartboard in the form of a coaster Includes 4 coasters Washable
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration
£2.99
23 in stock
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration Add a little Christmas Cheer to your Desk!! Kit Contains - 3d Christmas Tree, Stick on Christmas Hat, Tinsel and Magic Snow ..................
Emergency Power Nap
Emergency Power Nap
£8.99
3 in stock
The emergency Power Nap Inflatable Pillow is the ideal gift for those that often need to rest their heads. Simply undo the Velcro pouch of the bespoke carry bag and pull on the two tabs to release the soft flocked pillow. A couple of hearty puffs on the inflating tube and the emergency pillow is ready to cushion a weary head. Conveniently sized for discrete use at work, at school or anywhere the m…
Emoti Wild Berry Mints
Emoti Wild Berry Mints
£2.99
1 in stock
Emoti Wild Berry Mints Tin of assorted sugar free wild berry flavoured emoticons. 4 assorted designs - Wink, LOL, Sunglasses and Smile. 40g Sold, seperately, please note that we cannot guarantee which design you will receive.
Fart Extinguisher
Fart Extinguisher
£4.99
7 in stock
Fart Extinguisher Get rid of that horrible smell with this fart extinguisher. Mini spray contains an airfreshner, so if someone lets one rip, just point and spray at the farter. Makes a hilarious present, or something funny to keep at home or in the office. This Fart Extinguisher is a handy 100ml air freshner with spray nozzle, with a pleasant but strong smell to eliminate the very worst of odours…
Funfingers Magnetic Art
Funfingers Magnetic Art
£4.99
9 in stock
Using the powers of magnetism test your patience and your eye by building up a work of art from the tiny figures and their support bars. Lots of shapes can be designed. Arrange the tiny metal figures on the magnetic base Includes magnetic base, 13 metal figures and 6 metal supports
Fuzzy Duck
Fuzzy Duck
£8.99
1 in stock
Classic game for two or more people .In turn, players alternately utter the phrases "fuzzy duck" and "ducky fuzz". A player may also opt to say, "does he?", in which case play resumes in the opposite direction. If a player says the wrong thing, plays out of turn, or breaks the rhythm of the game, he must drink an agreed-upon measure of an alcoholic beverage. This increases the chance of further mi…
Golden Oldie Mints
Golden Oldie Mints
£2.50
19 in stock
Golden Oldie embossed tin of sugar free mints
Grumpy Old Git Mints
Grumpy Old Git Mints
£2.50
8 in stock
Gummy Condoms
Gummy Condoms
£3.99
11 in stock
10 strawberry flavoured foil wrapped gummy condoms. Not in the slightest effective as contraceptives, but very tasty. 75g. Our high quality jellies are manufactured for us in Holland and Germany, using all natural ingredients. As well as their outstanding taste, one of the other hallmarks of our line is the exceptional moulding detail, in particular on the Gummy Kama Sutras and Sexy Jelly Men. Our…
Happy Birthday Mints
Happy Birthday Mints
£2.50
9 in stock
Happy Birthday Mints These sugar free peppermints in a 45g embossed tin make the perfect birthday gift for both males and females of all ages!
Hot Chocolate Bomb
Hot Chocolate Bomb
£4.99
9 in stock
Place the Hot Chocolate Bomb in a glass or mug, and enjoy the theatre when you pour in hot milk: as the chocolate melts, silky mini marshmallows will float to the surface, creating an absolutely delicious and decadent drink. Milk chocolate ball that transforms into a delicious decadant hot drink Helt it in hot milk to release silky mini marshmallows from within The chocolate bomb is 52mm in diamet…
Jizz Game
Jizz Game
£16.99
5 in stock
Shocking adult drinking game. Fill it with drink,spin the balls and get pumping!
Key Finder
Key Finder
£4.99
1 in stock
Key Finder This Keyfinder will beep and flash when you whistle. A sleek keyring design which can easily attach to your keys. Never again will you spend your mornings searching for your keys. Comes combined with an LED light.
Magnetic Bottle Top Darts
Magnetic Bottle Top Darts
£10.00
5 in stock
Play anytime, anywhere all you need is a bottle cap! A great gift for darts lovers, beer lovers, metal cap lovers or anyone who enjoys a quick game that can be played anywhere - as long as you have a bottlecap about your person. Each set contains 6 bottlecaps to get you started. Play anytime, anywhere All that’s required are some metal bottle caps Just like real darts Includes 6 bottle caps and ma…
Male Hand Up Strip Mug
Male Hand Up Strip Mug
£7.99
4 in stock
Male Hand Up Strip Mug Heat changing striop mug
Over the Hill Mints
Over the Hill Mints
£2.50
20 in stock
Over The Hill embossed tin of sugar free mints.
Party Face
Party Face
£3.99
1 in stock
Party Face Enjoy a modern day masquerade ball with a comic twist, and get ready for some hilariously silly dress up fun! Taking inspiration from classic masquerade balls, this set of face masks allows you to hide your identity and take on the persona of someone else at parties. The set comes with 6 different party masks included, each one in the style of a fun-loving party guest. So pick your char…
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass
£1.49
2 in stock
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass Just put this cool pink shot glass into the freezer, then once frozen fill with your favourite spirit and down in one! Made from durable BPA free plastic and filled with a food grade clear freezer gel. Sold individually
Prosecco Table Lights
Prosecco Table Lights
£10.49
1 in stock
Prosecco Table Lights Let your table sparkle with these trendy prosecco shaped table lights! These are all you need to get the party started, and will make a lovely bright display in any setting! Each pack contains 3m of LED battery operated table lights.
Prosecco Willies
Prosecco Willies
£6.99
1 in stock
Prosecco flavoured jelly willies in a bottle.
Rainbow Christmas Lights Necklace
Rainbow Christmas Lights Necklace
£6.50
24 in stock
Add festive spirit to your outfit with this Christmas lights necklace with three flashing modes that'll really get your party going! Perfect for fancy dress and Christmas fun. If you can’t get enough of accessories and gifts that put smiles on friends and family's faces during the festive season, explore our Christmas Entertainment range. Battery pack included. Slide switch to change between three…
Right Royal True or False
Right Royal True or False
£9.95
4 in stock
A fun, regal, true or false style quiz in a presentable tin. How much do you know about the Royal family? A great game for family nights and parties. Players read out the statements and see if they can tell the real from pretend and fact from fiction.
Shower Clock Radio
Shower Clock Radio
£10.99
1 in stock
Shower Clock Radio Shower clock FM radio with digital display. Features a nylon hanging loop and suction cap on the back. Sticks to smooth surfaces e.g.mirror, glass, glazed or tiles. Digital display shows time in 12 hours, day and date. Uses 2 x AAA and 1 x AG10 batteries (not included).
Stress Head
Stress Head
£4.99
9 in stock
If you're feeling a little irritated, pick up the Stress Head and squeeze it's annoying grinning face and see how quickly you start to feel better. Squeeze it, squish it and stretch it and relieve all that stress and frustration. Despite being pulverised it will soon be back to its original shape and you won't want or be able to put it down. This is a high-quality stress toy not made out of the mo…
Stress Poo
Stress Poo
£5.99
12 in stock
A stress poo is perfect for those days when things have turned to sh*t! Squeeze it, squish it and stretch it and relieve all that stress and frustration. Despite being pulverised it will soon be back to its original shape and you won't want or be able to put it down. This is a high-quality stress toy not made out of the more usual lightweight foam, our version is far superior with a rubber latex t…
Stressticles
Stressticles
£5.99
5 in stock
Stressticles Testicle shaped stress balls - the ultimate stress reliever.
Strobing Beer Glass
Strobing Beer Glass
£7.99
1 in stock
This is a full pint lager glass in the shape of a modern slim line Pilsner glass. It has four light functions each selected by pressing the on/off button on the base of the glass in sequence a) Strobing – Red, Blue Green LED’s alternately light in a very fast clockwise motion giving a strobing effect. b) Flashing – all three colours flash on & off at the same time. c) Static – all three Led’s rema…
Sucker Punch
Sucker Punch
£15.00
2 in stock
Every desk should have one of these for those stressful moments. Beat away the bad day blues with this extra-large desktop punch bag. Stands 175mm x 175mm x 350mm tall. Pump included. Punch ball for your desk Large suction cup keeps it secure Includes inflation pump 175mm diameter and 350mm tall
Telescopic Back Scratcher
Telescopic Back Scratcher
£3.99
11 in stock
Just right for those hard to reach places. Telescopically extends to 72cm to reach the furthest of places. Assorted colours yellow, blue, black, green and red. Please note we are unable to guarantee what colour you will receive
The Boss Mints
The Boss Mints
£2.50
14 in stock
Vinyl Coaster Pack of 4
Vinyl Coaster Pack of 4
£8.00
12 in stock
A pack of 4 high quality soft, foldable and washable vinyl coasters packed in a record type sleeve! Includes 4 vinyl coasters Washable and foldable soft rubber feel Packed in an authentic record sleeve

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