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Secret Santa - Adults Only Gifts

Arse/Face Soap Arse/Face Soap
£5.99
2 in stock
Arse and Face Soap Avoid any embarrassing arse/face mix-ups with this ingenious best-selling gift!
Bah Humbugs Bah Humbugs
£3.99
11 in stock
Bah Humbugs Traditional Humbugs manufactured in UK, packaged for Christmas.
Bath Boobs Bath Boobs
£8.99
8 in stock
Boob shaped inflatable bath pillow
Bath Mate Bath Mate
£7.99
9 in stock
Male torso shaped inflatable bath pillow.
Blonde Female Strip Mug Blonde Female Strip Mug
£7.99
6 in stock
Blonde Female Strip Mug Heat changing strip mug
Bullsh*t Button Bullsh*t Button
£8.99
11 in stock
Bullshit Button Relieve the stress with your very own Bullshit Button. Brilliant on a desk! The moments you get a whiff press the button and the six different sequences should instantly stop the perpetrator in their tracks. The rather satisfying red button just cries out to be pressed! The loud built in speaker and red light make sure everyone’s aware of the situation. Just leave a button on your…
Candy G-String Candy G-String
£5.99
7 in stock
Candy G-String With over 300 pieces of candy these are the epitomy of naughty but nice. The candy necklaces we all used to enjoy when we were younger, have been made into a naughty sweet treat g-string only for adults. If your man has a sweet tooth he won't be able to resist a nibble. The edible Candy G-String is a fun and sexy little treat in the bedroom, or a wicked gift for those with a naughty…
Candy Posing Pouch Candy Posing Pouch
£5.99
7 in stock
Candy Posing Pouch Edible pair of pants for him, so now you and your lady can have matching sweet and sexy underwear. These are one size fits all, and don't worry too much what they look like on because we reckon you won't be wearing them long enough for it to matter. A very sweet package. If your other half has a sweet tooth, they won't be able to resist having a nibble. An adult twist on the cla…
Caution Cone Caution Cone
£4.99
14 in stock
The smell of a number 2 can sometimes be too much to take! This is why you should warn family friends of your toxic toilet habits with caution cone! Let them see the contaminated zone before they they take a lung full of your harmful fumes! BEST GIVE IT TEN! 18cm Tall
Chemistry Shots Chemistry Shots
£5.99
6 in stock
Chemistry Shots Shot glasses for fans of chemistry. These ingenious chemistry lab style shot glasses come in a handy box of four and are the perfect party accessory.The set includes four shot glasses: two beakers, one Erlenmeyer flask, and a Florence flask plus a pipette. A Great gift for budding scientists, laboratory employees, lovers of home chemistry and mixologists. Each glass has measuring l…
Christmas Willy Warmer Christmas Willy Warmer
£5.99
2 in stock
Christmas Willy Warmer These fabulously fun Christmas pudding nipple tassels are a fabulous adult stocking filler or Secret Santa gift. Avoid getting a chilly willy this winter! Keep your manhood warm and snug with this knitted masterpiece in red, white and green, featuring hand embroidered pom-poms and tinsel!
Cola Willies Cola Willies
£3.99
5 in stock
Cola Willies Willie shaped jellies which are deliciously cola flavoured. These scrummy willie jellies are perfect for Hen Nights, Stag Dos, nights in or out, as well as Secret Santa gifts. 150g bag in each brightly coloured pack.
Emoti Wild Berry Mints Emoti Wild Berry Mints
£2.99
23 in stock
Emoti Wild Berry Mints Tin of assorted sugar free wild berry flavoured emoticons. 4 assorted designs - Wink, LOL, Sunglasses and Smile. 40g Sold, seperately, please note that we cannot guarantee which design you will receive.
Fart Extinguisher Fart Extinguisher
£4.99
1 in stock
Fart Extinguisher Get rid of that horrible smell with this fart extinguisher. Mini spray contains an airfreshner, so if someone lets one rip, just point and spray at the farter. Makes a hilarious present, or something funny to keep at home or in the office. This Fart Extinguisher is a handy 100ml air freshner with spray nozzle, with a pleasant but strong smell to eliminate the very worst of odours…
Fruit Succulent Willies Fruit Succulent Willies
£4.99
7 in stock
Succulent Hard Willies Suck on willies, traditional boiled sweets with a naughty twist. These succulent hard willies come in lemon, strawberry and lime flavour. They make a great gift for hen parties, girls nights in and secret santas.
Fuzzy Duck Fuzzy Duck
£8.99
1 in stock
Classic game for two or more people .In turn, players alternately utter the phrases "fuzzy duck" and "ducky fuzz". A player may also opt to say, "does he?", in which case play resumes in the opposite direction. If a player says the wrong thing, plays out of turn, or breaks the rhythm of the game, he must drink an agreed-upon measure of an alcoholic beverage. This increases the chance of further mi…
Gin Drinking Game Gin Drinking Game
£11.99
2 in stock
Gin Drinking Game A great gift for all gin lovers
Golden Oldie Mints Golden Oldie Mints
£2.50
25 in stock
Golden Oldie embossed tin of sugar free mints
Grumpy Old Git Mints Grumpy Old Git Mints
£2.50
15 in stock
Grumpy Old Git Survival Kit Grumpy Old Git Survival Kit
£2.99
5 in stock
Gummy Kama Sutra Gummy Kama Sutra
£4.99
17 in stock
120g of delicious Kama Sutra Gummie Jellies
Gutterhead Game Gutterhead Game
£29.95
4 in stock
Gutterhead is so simple you can learn the rules in 90 seconds. Teams must tap into their depraved minds and compete head-to-head to out-draw and out-guess their opponents: One player from each team draws the fiendishly filthy word while their teammates frantically try to guess the word before another team does. The first team to guess correctly wins the round. Simple. Each Box Contains: 240 Playin…
Jelly Boobs Jelly Boobs
£3.99
7 in stock
Jelly Boobs Wobble them, suck them, flick them, bite them, nibble them, these fruity flavoured jellies are the perfect gift for stag dos, secret santa and anyone with a sense of humour.
Jelly Willies Jelly Willies
£3.99
12 in stock
Jelly Willies Wiggle them, suck them, flick them, bite them, nibble them, these fruity flavoured jellies are the perfect gift for hen parties, girls nights, secret santa and anyone with a sense of humour.
Jizz Game Jizz Game
£16.99
5 in stock
Shocking adult drinking game. Fill it with drink,spin the balls and get pumping!
Lust Dust Strawberry Popping Candy Lust Dust Strawberry Popping Candy
£3.99
15 in stock
Lust Dust Strawberry Popping Candy 2 x 16g sachets of strawberry flavoured popping candy is the perfect bedroom treat for couples.
Male Hand Up Strip Mug Male Hand Up Strip Mug
£7.99
6 in stock
Male Hand Up Strip Mug Heat changing striop mug
Man Flu Mints Man Flu Mints
£2.50
1 in stock
Maritini Cocktail Gift Set Maritini Cocktail Gift Set
£7.99
4 in stock
Martini Cocktail Gift Set This elegant martini cocktail set is the perfect gift for a cocktail fan, 18th birthday, housewarming or just to have a few drinks this summer in pretty glasses. This cocktail set includes : 2 x Martini glasses 2 x paper straws 2 x paper coasters 2 x umbrellas 2 x pink flamingo stirrers A Temerity Jones product.
Over the Hill Mints Over the Hill Mints
£2.50
27 in stock
Over The Hill embossed tin of sugar free mints.
Penis Pasta Penis Pasta
£4.99
8 in stock
Penis Pasta When supper's a cock up, throw this into the pan... This is a really great gift for hen parties and secret santa. 250g of penis pasta a treat for the eyes as well as the taste buds. Cook this unusual pasta for an unsuspecting soul and see how long it takes for them to realise what has been cooked up for them.
Peppermint Nipples Tin Peppermint Nipples Tin
£2.50
1 in stock
Peppermint Nipples 45g tin containing nipple shaped mini mints. Pop a peppermint nipple in your mouth for a quick fresh breath.
Pina Colada Cocktail Gift Set Pina Colada Cocktail Gift Set
£7.99
1 in stock
Pina Colada Cocktail Gift Set This stunning Pina Colada cocktail set is the perfect gift for a cocktail fan, 18th birthday, housewarming or just to have a few drinks this summer in pretty glasses. This cocktail set includes : 2 x pina colada glasses 2 x paper straws 2 x paper coasters 2 x umbrellas 2 x pink flamingo stirrers A Temerity Jones product.
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass
£1.49
2 in stock
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass Just put this cool pink shot glass into the freezer, then once frozen fill with your favourite spirit and down in one! Made from durable BPA free plastic and filled with a food grade clear freezer gel. Sold individually
Prosecco Willies Prosecco Willies
£6.99
14 in stock
Prosecco flavoured jelly willies in a bottle.
Senior Moments Mug Senior Moments Mug
£4.99
2 in stock
Senior Moments Mu & Mint Combo For those Senior Moments: What am I looking for? What day is it? Who are you? Where did I put it? What was I doing? Oh yes, making a cuppa! A perfect fit pack including senior moment mints and a senior moment mug.
Stressticles Stressticles
£5.99
14 in stock
Stressticles Testicle shaped stress balls - the ultimate stress reliever.
Strip Mug Male Strip Mug Male
£7.99
1 in stock
Heat Changing mug.Add a hot drink to reveal all!
Strobing Beer Glass Strobing Beer Glass
£7.99
2 in stock
This is a full pint lager glass in the shape of a modern slim line Pilsner glass. It has four light functions each selected by pressing the on/off button on the base of the glass in sequence a) Strobing – Red, Blue Green LED’s alternately light in a very fast clockwise motion giving a strobing effect. b) Flashing – all three colours flash on & off at the same time. c) Static – all three Led’s rema…
Trunk of Drunk Drinking Game Trunk of Drunk Drinking Game
£17.50
6 in stock
Trunk of Drunk is a compilation of everything you need to play the 8 greatest drinking games ever. Get set to play: Beer Pong - Get balls deep in fun with this boozy classic! Never Have I Ever - Find out how filthy your friends really are! Ring of Fire (aka King's Cup) - If drunk is the aim, then this is the game! Screw The Dealer - Fast-paced guessing game with a boozy finale! 21's - You can coun…

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