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Bah Humbugs
Bah Humbugs
£3.99
9 in stock
Bah Humbugs Traditional Humbugs manufactured in UK, packaged for Christmas.
Bath Boobs
Bath Boobs
£8.99
2 in stock
Boob shaped inflatable bath pillow
Bath Mate
Bath Mate
£7.99
2 in stock
Male torso shaped inflatable bath pillow.
Black Moustache Novelty Glasses
Black Moustache Novelty Glasses
£2.99
14 in stock
Blonde Female Strip Mug
Blonde Female Strip Mug
£7.99
3 in stock
Blonde Female Strip Mug Heat changing strip mug
Candy Bra
Candy Bra
£5.99
4 in stock
Candy Bra Buy her underwear and this lingerie is definitely the sweetest you will find, literally.... The candy necklaces we all used to enjoy when we were younger, have been made into a naughty sweet treat bra just for adults. If your man has a sweet tooth he won't be able to resist a nibble. Lots of fun for you and your partner. An easy gift for a man as one size fits all...
Candy Cuffs
Candy Cuffs
£3.99
9 in stock
Candy G-String
Candy G-String
£5.99
1 in stock
Candy G-String With over 300 pieces of candy these are the epitomy of naughty but nice. The candy necklaces we all used to enjoy when we were younger, have been made into a naughty sweet treat g-string only for adults. If your man has a sweet tooth he won't be able to resist a nibble. The edible Candy G-String is a fun and sexy little treat in the bedroom, or a wicked gift for those with a naughty…
Candy Posing Pouch
Candy Posing Pouch
£5.99
3 in stock
Candy Posing Pouch Edible pair of pants for him, so now you and your lady can have matching sweet and sexy underwear. These are one size fits all, and don't worry too much what they look like on because we reckon you won't be wearing them long enough for it to matter. A very sweet package. If your other half has a sweet tooth, they won't be able to resist having a nibble. An adult twist on the cla…
Caution Cone
Caution Cone
£4.99
2 in stock
The smell of a number 2 can sometimes be too much to take! This is why you should warn family friends of your toxic toilet habits with caution cone! Let them see the contaminated zone before they they take a lung full of your harmful fumes! BEST GIVE IT TEN! 18cm Tall
Chocolate Body Pen
Chocolate Body Pen
£5.99
5 in stock
Put your message across in the bedroom with our chocolate flavoured pen. Draw or write on your partner’s body, and then lick it off!
Chocolate Chilli Willies
Chocolate Chilli Willies
£6.99
5 in stock
Fearsome chilli powder when added to delicious British milk chocolate makes for a bold combination. Each box comprises eight chocolate willies, but who will end up with one of the four chilli willies? Contains 8 chocolates that includes 4 chilli flavoured willies
Christmas Dog Toilet Roll
Christmas Dog Toilet Roll
£4.99
10 in stock
Add a fun touch to the bathroom with this festive pooch toilet paper. Each roll consists of 200 x 3 ply sheets, and features an eye-catching poochy design. Surely a crowd pleaser with the whole family!
Christmas Pudding Earrings
Christmas Pudding Earrings
£4.99
12 in stock
Turn heads in our newest Christmas accessory, a pair of enamel painted Christmas pudding earrings. Perfect accessories for Christmas selfies, wearing to office parties or Friendsmas. Ideal for celebrating with the loved ones in your life during the festive season whether that's Christmas Day, Boxing Day or even Twixmas. 2cm x 2.5cm / 3/4" x 1"
Christmas Tattoo Sleeve
Christmas Tattoo Sleeve
£5.99
3 in stock
Get into the Christmas spirit and slip on this cheeky fake tattoo sleeve. Perfect for pranking the 'rents or as a goofy prop for your office Christmas party. Perfectly giftable for secret Santa or a stocking filler!
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration
£2.99
4 in stock
Desk Top Christmas Tree Decoration Add a little Christmas Cheer to your Desk!! Kit Contains - 3d Christmas Tree, Stick on Christmas Hat, Tinsel and Magic Snow ..................
Edible Body Paints
Edible Body Paints
£8.95
5 in stock
Put your message across in the bedroom with our neon Edible Body Paints. Pack includes four very fruity flavours, paint brush and stencil kit. Includes 4 flavours, paint brush and stencil kit
Emoti Wild Berry Mints
Emoti Wild Berry Mints
£2.99
1 in stock
Emoti Wild Berry Mints Tin of assorted sugar free wild berry flavoured emoticons. 4 assorted designs - Wink, LOL, Sunglasses and Smile. 40g Sold, seperately, please note that we cannot guarantee which design you will receive.
Fart Extinguisher
Fart Extinguisher
£4.99
3 in stock
Fart Extinguisher Get rid of that horrible smell with this fart extinguisher. Mini spray contains an airfreshner, so if someone lets one rip, just point and spray at the farter. Makes a hilarious present, or something funny to keep at home or in the office. This Fart Extinguisher is a handy 100ml air freshner with spray nozzle, with a pleasant but strong smell to eliminate the very worst of odours…
Festive Snowballs
Festive Snowballs
£5.99
2 in stock
Make sure you have a white Christmas this year with our Festive Snowballs. With 8 to take aim with, you'll be ducking and diving all over the house!
Funfingers Magnetic Art
Funfingers Magnetic Art
£4.99
2 in stock
Using the powers of magnetism test your patience and your eye by building up a work of art from the tiny figures and their support bars. Lots of shapes can be designed. Arrange the tiny metal figures on the magnetic base Includes magnetic base, 13 metal figures and 6 metal supports
Gardening Jigsaw Puzzle 500 piece
Gardening Jigsaw Puzzle 500 piece
£14.99
4 in stock
This beautifully illustrated puzzle provides the perfect mindful getaway for garden fans. Create your own artwork without even picking up a paintbrush!
Golden Oldie Mints
Golden Oldie Mints
£2.50
1 in stock
Golden Oldie embossed tin of sugar free mints
Grumpy Old Git Mints
Grumpy Old Git Mints
£2.50
6 in stock
Gummy Condoms
Gummy Condoms
£3.99
5 in stock
10 strawberry flavoured foil wrapped gummy condoms. Not in the slightest effective as contraceptives, but very tasty. 75g. Our high quality jellies are manufactured for us in Holland and Germany, using all natural ingredients. As well as their outstanding taste, one of the other hallmarks of our line is the exceptional moulding detail, in particular on the Gummy Kama Sutras and Sexy Jelly Men. Our…
Happy Birthday Mints
Happy Birthday Mints
£2.50
4 in stock
Happy Birthday Mints These sugar free peppermints in a 45g embossed tin make the perfect birthday gift for both males and females of all ages!
Host Your Own Bingo
Host Your Own Bingo
£21.00
8 in stock
Bring the fun of the bingo hall to your very own home and enjoy this classic game with your family and friends. Including everything you need to host your own bingo night, this game is guaranteed entertainment for everyone.
Host Your Own Pub Quiz Game
Host Your Own Pub Quiz Game
£19.95
6 in stock
Host our own quiz night! Whether you choose to play gathered around the dinner table or lounging in the living room, now you can host the ultimate quiz night from the comfort of your own home. 1000 challenging questions on subjects including sport, movies, history, science, literature and more, guaranteed to test youu trivia knowledge and bring out your competitive streak. Contains 100 easy to use…
Hot Chocolate Bomb
Hot Chocolate Bomb
£4.99
6 in stock
Place the Hot Chocolate Bomb in a glass or mug, and enjoy the theatre when you pour in hot milk: as the chocolate melts, silky mini marshmallows will float to the surface, creating an absolutely delicious and decadent drink. Milk chocolate ball that transforms into a delicious decadant hot drink Helt it in hot milk to release silky mini marshmallows from within The chocolate bomb is 52mm in diamet…
Its Christmas Headband
Its Christmas Headband
£8.99
12 in stock
The must-have headband for festive gatherings! Wear this metal alloy headband with red glitter enamel wringing for office parties, Friendsmas or even on Christmas Day. Ideal for celebrating with the loved ones in your life during the festive season whether that's Christmas Day, Boxing Day or even Twixmas. 16cm / 6 1/2 "
Jizz Game
Jizz Game
£16.99
2 in stock
Shocking adult drinking game. Fill it with drink,spin the balls and get pumping!
Keep Calm Stress Ball
Keep Calm Stress Ball
£4.99
16 in stock
Printed Stress Ball with a message a lot of stressed people will readily relate to: I will not keep calm, and you can f**k off! Printed Stress Ball with a message a lot of stressed people will readily relate to... "I will not keep calm, and you can f**k off!"
Key Finder
Key Finder
£4.99
1 in stock
Key Finder This Keyfinder will beep and flash when you whistle. A sleek keyring design which can easily attach to your keys. Never again will you spend your mornings searching for your keys. Comes combined with an LED light.
Male Hand Up Strip Mug
Male Hand Up Strip Mug
£7.99
3 in stock
Male Hand Up Strip Mug Heat changing striop mug
Over the Hill Mints
Over the Hill Mints
£2.50
1 in stock
Over The Hill embossed tin of sugar free mints.
Party Face
Party Face
£3.99
1 in stock
Party Face Enjoy a modern day masquerade ball with a comic twist, and get ready for some hilariously silly dress up fun! Taking inspiration from classic masquerade balls, this set of face masks allows you to hide your identity and take on the persona of someone else at parties. The set comes with 6 different party masks included, each one in the style of a fun-loving party guest. So pick your char…
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass
£1.49
2 in stock
Pink Sub Zero Shot Glass Just put this cool pink shot glass into the freezer, then once frozen fill with your favourite spirit and down in one! Made from durable BPA free plastic and filled with a food grade clear freezer gel. Sold individually
Rainbow Christmas Lights Necklace
Rainbow Christmas Lights Necklace
£6.50
17 in stock
Add festive spirit to your outfit with this Christmas lights necklace with three flashing modes that'll really get your party going! Perfect for fancy dress and Christmas fun. If you can’t get enough of accessories and gifts that put smiles on friends and family's faces during the festive season, explore our Christmas Entertainment range. Battery pack included. Slide switch to change between three…
Reindeer Face Mask
Reindeer Face Mask
£6.99
10 in stock
A festive face covering! Keep safe in festive fashion with our new seasonal red fabric face covering. Rudolph makes a fun and festive mask to wear, ideal for shopping trips and train journeys this coming festive season. Double layer cotton face covering, place mask over mouth and nose, loop straps around ears to secure in place. If you like this, we also have a Santa face covering! Talking Tables…
Right Royal True or False
Right Royal True or False
£9.95
4 in stock
A fun, regal, true or false style quiz in a presentable tin. How much do you know about the Royal family? A great game for family nights and parties. Players read out the statements and see if they can tell the real from pretend and fact from fiction.
Santa Facemask
Santa Facemask
£6.99
12 in stock
A festive face covering! Keep safe in festive fashion with our new seasonal red fabric face covering. Santa's moutstache makes a fun and festive mask to wear, ideal for shopping trips and train journeys this coming festive season. Double layer cotton face mask. If you like this, we also have a Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer face covering! Talking Tables face coverings are great for Christmas giftin…
Santa Headband
Santa Headband
£8.99
12 in stock
The must-have headband for festive gatherings! Wear this metal alloy headband with enamel Santa hat for office parties, Friendsmas or even on Christmas Day. Ideal for celebrating with the loved ones in your life during the festive season whether that's Christmas Day, Boxing Day or even Twixmas. 16cm / 6 1/2 "
Shower Clock Radio
Shower Clock Radio
£10.99
1 in stock
Shower Clock Radio Shower clock FM radio with digital display. Features a nylon hanging loop and suction cap on the back. Sticks to smooth surfaces e.g.mirror, glass, glazed or tiles. Digital display shows time in 12 hours, day and date. Uses 2 x AAA and 1 x AG10 batteries (not included).
Sprout Jokes
Sprout Jokes
£5.99
9 in stock
What's green and goes to Summer camp? A brussel scout! You'll be sprouting with laughter at these stinky jokes by Talking Tables! Each pack contains 60 joke cards, perfect as a gift or stocking filler.
Sprout Toilet Roll
Sprout Toilet Roll
£4.99
2 in stock
Stress Head
Stress Head
£4.99
8 in stock
If you're feeling a little irritated, pick up the Stress Head and squeeze it's annoying grinning face and see how quickly you start to feel better. Squeeze it, squish it and stretch it and relieve all that stress and frustration. Despite being pulverised it will soon be back to its original shape and you won't want or be able to put it down. This is a high-quality stress toy not made out of the mo…
Stress Poo
Stress Poo
£5.99
2 in stock
A stress poo is perfect for those days when things have turned to sh*t! Squeeze it, squish it and stretch it and relieve all that stress and frustration. Despite being pulverised it will soon be back to its original shape and you won't want or be able to put it down. This is a high-quality stress toy not made out of the more usual lightweight foam, our version is far superior with a rubber latex t…
Strobing Beer Glass
Strobing Beer Glass
£7.99
1 in stock
This is a full pint lager glass in the shape of a modern slim line Pilsner glass. It has four light functions each selected by pressing the on/off button on the base of the glass in sequence a) Strobing – Red, Blue Green LED’s alternately light in a very fast clockwise motion giving a strobing effect. b) Flashing – all three colours flash on & off at the same time. c) Static – all three Led’s rema…
Telescopic Back Scratcher
Telescopic Back Scratcher
£3.99
4 in stock
Just right for those hard to reach places. Telescopically extends to 72cm to reach the furthest of places. Assorted colours yellow, blue, black, green and red. Please note we are unable to guarantee what colour you will receive
The Boss Mints
The Boss Mints
£2.50
2 in stock
UK Jigsaw Puzzle 1000 piece
UK Jigsaw Puzzle 1000 piece
£15.99
3 in stock
This beautifully illustrated puzzle provides the perfect mindful getaway. Test your geography knowledge as you piece together the map.
USA Jigsaw Puzzle 1000 piece
USA Jigsaw Puzzle 1000 piece
£15.99
4 in stock
This beautifully illustrated puzzle provides the perfect mindful getaway. Test your geography knowledge as you piece together the map.
Vinyl Coaster Pack of 4
Vinyl Coaster Pack of 4
£8.00
4 in stock
A pack of 4 high quality soft, foldable and washable vinyl coasters packed in a record type sleeve! Includes 4 vinyl coasters Washable and foldable soft rubber feel Packed in an authentic record sleeve
Worlds Smallest Blower
Worlds Smallest Blower
£14.99
1 in stock
Blow away the detritus from your desk, computer or even your dashboard, with this super strong air powered miniature sized blower. Perfect for desks at home, work or on the go. No batteries required. Either plug it directly into a USB port or USB charging adaptor (not included). Comes complete with an extra-long USB cable.
Worlds Smallest Harmonica
Worlds Smallest Harmonica
£6.99
3 in stock
A quality miniature harmonica that’s perfectly playable from beginner to expert. Plays in the key of C. The harmonica has a metal cover and base plate and creates a surprisingly loud note.
Worlds Smallest Punch Bag
Worlds Smallest Punch Bag
£8.95
5 in stock
Have a workout at your desk. Relieve the days frustration. Complete with suction cup feet. A workout at your desk Relieve frustration Suction cups keep it stuck to the desk 135 mm high
Worlds Smallest Remote Control Helicopter
Worlds Smallest Remote Control Helicopter
£29.99
1 in stock
Worlds Smallest Remote Control Another product in the best-selling “World’s Smallest range. Superbly packaged miniature remote control helicopter. Three different colour helicopters, each with 2 channels and a four function controller. The cleverly designed controller allows the helicopter to be controlled, charged and finally parked and stored, all in one neat hand-held control box. The mini heli…
Worlds Smallest Table Tennis
Worlds Smallest Table Tennis
£7.99
2 in stock
Worlds Smallest Table Tennis A great addition to the World’s smallest range. A perfectly playable replica of the full-size game. Sets up in seconds on any smooth surface by attaching the net with the suction cups included. Each colour box. contains two paddles, table tennis ball, and net.
Worlds Smallest Tool Kit
Worlds Smallest Tool Kit
£6.99
15 in stock
Just what you always wanted but didn't know you did! Perfect for miniature DIY. Inside the tiny red tool box with attached keychain, you will find a crosshead and flathead screwdriver, along with a retractable tape measure. Clip the keychain to your bag or keys and you will always be readily equipped for all sorts of eventualities. Each colour blister contains a tiny Toolbox, 2 Screwdrivers, Tape…
X Rated Candies
X Rated Candies
£2.99
1 in stock
Definitely not your traditional declarations of love; each pack contains X-Rated messages on candy tablets in assorted flavours and colours. 45g pack
Yoga Jigsaw Puzzle 500 piece
Yoga Jigsaw Puzzle 500 piece
£14.99
4 in stock
Looking for activities to do at home? Puzzles are perfect indoor fun for adults and kids. Our Pick Me Up puzzles represent our simple pleasures in life and make a great hobby too. If you know a keen yogi or a friend starting yoga why not pick one up as a birthday gift, or treat yourself! Puzzles encourage wellness and are sure to help you relax. This unique design can become a permanent decoration…

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